‘Two watermelons cannot be held in one hand.’

‘What is the trumpet player’s job?  To blow.’

‘They asked the fox, “Who is your witness?”                                                              He replied, “My tail.”’

(Image from a picture book – one of my favourites – called BEN’S TRUMPET, written and illustrated by Rachel Isadora, published by Greenwillow Books back in 1979 and still in print. You can hear it read here.)